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What a Steal!

What’s this? Turns out there wasn’t a lot of demand for a jacket so sad it cries fake suede tears. Forever 21, Thanks for the Discount but … No Thanks. …

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Cupid’s Picks

As a special treat for Valentine’s Day shoppers, Forever 21 has rolled out a list of gifts personally picked by Cupid, chief among them being sticks of sexual dynamite like this doozy. Poisoned Love Fringe Top: $14.80 Sometimes Forever 21′s … Continue reading


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It’s a Living

No matter how many times I see some model photographed for Forever 21 with a grimace on her face, no matter how many times I notice the look of sheer “no fucks given,” I STILL cackle. Fringe Trim Tank: $15.80 … Continue reading


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It’s Over!

Sooo … you do know Halloween is over, right? Fringed Suedette Jacket: $39.80 You DO know people are done dressing up like sexy little Tiger Lily sluts, correct? And that no one is trying to rock the Lone Rider, 1950s … Continue reading


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Exotic WTFolk

Although it might look easy to all you wonderful WTFers out there in Interweb land, diving into the daily pit of “excuse me, for reals, you did NOT just try to charge people $32.90 for that” which is Forever 21′s … Continue reading


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Faces of Fringe

No matter how famous, no matter how fabulous, no matter how infinitely, unflappably gorgeous a gal might be, everyone is susceptible to the dangers of Fringe. Ombre Fringe Top: $17.80 This exquisite creature, as lovely as a fluffy little bunny in the hands of … Continue reading


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WTFringe Plus-Size Pants of Satan

As most of you know by now, I’m not exactly the most religious person. But, at times likes these, when faced with the sheer level of WTFness displayed below, I can not help but be consumed with the idea that, … Continue reading


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Real Vests, All Day, On the Block

Vests. They’re not just for chronically single, 42-year-old homeroom teachers anymore. Suedette Fringe Vest: $19.80 I really shouldn’t be too hard on this vest, though. It did take time out of it’s busy schedule doing Wicca and listening to Tori Amos’ … Continue reading


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It’s Fringe, Ombre. FRINGE.

Ombre Fringe Necklace: $8.80 What the Fuck? Forever 21, [youtube=http://youtu.be/UFSyBBglmpI]


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Same WTF, Different Day

Yesterday I took a break from my regularly scheduled cave dwelling existence and ventured out into the belly of the neon beast that is Forever 21. It took all of 30 seconds and three steps inside the store before I … Continue reading


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