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Award Winning Shorts

If there was an Olympic sport which awarded clothing stores for selling the ugliest pair of shorts I have ever seen, these puffers would take the gold. Pleated Waist Shorts: $18.01 Faux suede, camel colored with pleats that seem specifically … Continue reading

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Overpriced WTFurry Coat

What do you get when you cross discount coyote fur parcels with a coat that looks like it was first designed during a time when Michael Jackson was still black? Shagged Trim Leather Coat: $79.90 I don’t even know what … Continue reading

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It’s Over!

Sooo … you do know Halloween is over, right? Fringed Suedette Jacket: $39.80 You DO know people are done dressing up like sexy little Tiger Lily sluts, correct? And that no one is trying to rock the Lone Rider, 1950s … Continue reading

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Le Costume Post: Part 3

Day by day, bit by maddening patchwork, leatherette and leopard print bit, Forever 21 continues to release key pieces of costume outfits on the unsuspecting general public, disguised (poorly) as regular everyday clothing. The following cardigan is a happy inclusion … Continue reading

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Perfect Super Bowl Outfit

Oh yes. Loop Yarn Sweater Vest: $17.99 Guacamole and vomit stains will blend right the eff into this doodoo colored thing. Forever 21, Game on.

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Derelicte!

WTFresh Hell is this? Price: $26.00 Is that an old fisherman’s net with little peices of trash  and carp scales bundled together at the collar? Are those yarn loops? Nope. Just trash. This thing looks like a piece from Mugatu’s … Continue reading

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