What? What’s that you’re saying? SLOW DOWN, I can’t understand you over the full body, heaving sobs!
Oh. OHHH. You didn’t get what you wanted from the Missoni for Target collection? You got to Target yesterday morning specifically FOR the Missoni for Target collection at 6am only to watch helplessly as a frenzy of over-caffeinated women tore ass across the store, leaving with shopping carts piled high with two of everything, like some kind of crazy Zig Zag printed Noah’s Ark?
Well, don’t be sad! Forever 21 has got your back with their OWN (albeit completely unsanctioned) Missoni-esque designs!
Zig Zag Dress: $22.80
Click away from that eBay listing, honey.
It’s Wonderful Wednesday.
F21 Zig Zag Scarf: $9.80
Thinking about all the adorable accessories you missed by not rising from your bed at the crack of dawn and doing battle with deranged fashion students and rabid eBay sellers? Wish you could go back in time and stay up till 3am to log on to Target.com and snag all the snuggly scarves from Missoni for Target before they were all snatched away by opportunists and people who just wanted it WAY more than you?
Fear not! Now you can slightly minimize those regrets with items like the scarf above from Forever 21′s “Zig Zag” collection.
It may not be the real thing, but it’s also not going for $300 on eBay right now.
These velour shorts are completely out of stock on Target.com.
Zig Zag Hot Short: $17.80
These Forever 21 “Zig Zag” pattern shorts aren’t made of velour but they DO give you camel toe. If that’s … a benefit.
Zig Zag Socks: $.95
Zig Zag Stretchy Bracelet: $8.80
Hooded Zigzag Top: $19.80
Zig Zag Strapless Dress w/Belt: $22.80