Wilderness Wear

Oh, hey girl. I didn’t see you there.

What? Oh, me and my front butt are just taking a hike wearing these Mom Pants.

You like my vest? I put it on when you weren’t looking. I like to keep items like denim vests and sandwiches hidden in the folds of my slouchy crotch blanket.

That’s probably why you smell ham.

And yes, I always stand this way.

Oh, hi again. I thought I’d take a break from looking like a nightmare hybrid from the 80′s and 90′s and just chill hereĀ amongĀ this greenery.

Sike your mind! I still look ridiculous.

Drawstring Harem Pants: $14.50

Forever 21, WTF?

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3 Responses to Wilderness Wear

  1. “Sike your mind!”

    I vow to work this into no less than three conversations this weekend.

  2. heather

    i may pee…that’s the best one you’ve had in a long time…

  3. Chelsea

    Old post, but I just bought those exact pants at the top, in royal blue! >.>

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