Oh, hey girl. I didn’t see you there.
What? Oh, me and my front butt are just taking a hike wearing these Mom Pants.
You like my vest? I put it on when you weren’t looking. I like to keep items like denim vests and sandwiches hidden in the folds of my slouchy crotch blanket.
That’s probably why you smell ham.
And yes, I always stand this way.
Oh, hi again. I thought I’d take a break from looking like a nightmare hybrid from the 80′s and 90′s and just chill here among this greenery.
Sike your mind! I still look ridiculous.
Drawstring Harem Pants: $14.50
Forever 21, WTF?