Warm & Cozy

You’ve gotta hand it to Forever 21.





They really know how to make a quality elephant dick cozy.

No elephant dick is going cold with these suckers. And look at that soft, snug grip top. Those elephant shafts aren’t going to be shivering any time in the near future, I’ll tell you what.

But what of the nuts, you ask? Surely they wouldn’t neglect the warmth of smooth elephant balls?



Not a chance.

Forever 21, Your Obsession with Elephant Sex Organs is Unhealthy.


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3 Responses to Warm & Cozy

  1. jenn

    What in God’s name are those abominable creations.

  2. Sea Hag

    jenn beat me to it. the fuck?

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