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High-Waisted Metallic Shorts

The Holidays are such a magical time.

High-Waisted Metallic Shorts: $13.80

It’s a time when Forever 21 starts rolling out their more festive creations.

Like shorts that make it look as if you’ve suffered an unfortunate smelting accident from the belly button to the tops of your assĀ cheeks.

Nothing says, “Merry Christmas, Dad! I’m back from my first year of college and you can no longer pretend I’m not sexually active” than skin-tight metallic booty shorts.

Forever 21, It’s the Best Time of the Year.

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