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WTF or Wonderful: Geo Print Shirtdress

Every so often I run across a piece from Forever 21 that toes the line between WTF and Wonderful.

Geo Print Shirtdress: $19.80

This dress toes one such line.

On the one hand, I could see myself strapping a thin belt around this bitch and rocking it as a tunic over black skinny jeans.

Or even unbottoning it to the tits and throwing on some cute sandals for a lazy Saturday farmer’s market stroll.

On the other hand, the print reminds me of a Fruit Stripe packet on acid. I seriously have the suspicion that if you put on Tommy and light a candle while looking at this dress, you will see your entire life. And The Devil. But then again, we know I’m paranoid.

YOU BE THE JUDGE!

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Is this WTF or Wonderful?

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Fancy Cats Sleeveless Tunic

Alright everyone, here is a fashion rule of thumb:

If something looks terrible on the model it is going to be horrifying on you.

Case in point, this offensively ugly, cat lady’s wet dream.

If you find this garment even remotely wearable, you may as well get used to the pungent cocktail of cat piss and Fancy Feast right now, ‘cus there is going to be a lot of it in your future.

Price: $17.80

Forever 21, WTF?

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