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Shop at Forever 21 Tee

Honestly.

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Shop at Forever 21 Tee: $15.90

Are we bragging about this now? And $15.90? They’d have to pay ME to wear that, thing. Not only are you a walking advertisement for Forever 21, you’re also putting your own self on blast.

This is t-shirt equivalent of Madonna’s Instagram. It’s tacky, it’s trying too hard and everyone around it just feels embarrassed for it.

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Can we talk about this for a second? Madonna’s Instagram is the most confusing thing in my life right now. It’s like her consciousness has been forcefully inhabited by the souls of all our dead grandparents and one REALLY dominant stripper and their fight for control of The Entity Known as Madonna is playing out through heavily altered, sexual images and posts you’d expect to see on r/forwardsfromgrandma.

Exhibit B:

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Ugh. Call me when she starts blaming everything on Obama.

Forever 21 and Madonna, WTF?

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Forever 21′s Most Cringe-Worthy New Items

You know how when you see someone and they do something or wear something or say something SO EMBARRASSING for them YOU get embarrassed?

This collection of garments and accessories is like that feeling personified.

THUGshirt

I can feel the tingle of shame rolling through my delighted body just looking at these.

SWAGsocks

LAME.

SNOBshirt

Right. Because glitter is only worn by the upper crust. And I get that this is trying to be ironic. I also get that it’s fucking failing.

NERDhat

UGH.

GANGSTAhat

Wanksta.

BOSSshirt

Like a Person who Just Discovered Memes Yesterday.

awesomeHAT

#TryingTooHard

Forever 21, WTF?

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Forever 21 Holding Out on Luscious Canada

Every once in a while I like to head over the Canada side of Forever 21 and see what horrors they offer those fine people. Having done such a thing today, my question to the Canadian readers is this РHow do you sleep at night knowing Forever 21 is marketing THIS to  United Statesians and not to you?

Kid ‘N’ Play Tee: $17.80

Canada, you poor, deprived, beautiful little fool.

The best part of this is Kid’s hand gesture.

It’s like he had a fist full of fucks and just threw those bitches up in the air like “AND WHAT.”

Play is not amused.

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Unwanted Kisses

You know what I like to do when I’m a cartoon white lady and am also kissing someone on a t-shirt?

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Marvel Heroes Top: $15.80

Look terrified and CRY.

Forever 21, WTF?

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