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What a Steal!

What’s this?

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Turns out there wasn’t a lot of demand for a jacket so sad it cries fake suede tears.

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Forever 21, Thanks for the Discount but … No Thanks.

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Suedette on Sale

I am all for good deals.

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Suedette Poncho: $24.90

But is a deep discount on winter wear worth the trade off of looking like a silver back gorilla in the line at Starbucks? Someone start the mist machine so she can feel at home.

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Here’s a tip for those fashionistas who can’t resist a sale – whilst wearing the sale item, if the model looks like a jungle dwelling creature that routinely throws clumps of its own waste at tourists, I’d say pass.

Forever 21, WTF?

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It’s Over!

Sooo … you do know Halloween is over, right?

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Fringed Suedette Jacket: $39.80

You DO know people are done dressing up like sexy little Tiger Lily sluts, correct?

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And that no one is trying to rock the Lone Rider, 1950s television western interpretation of what cowboys looked like – am I to understand you ARE fully aware of this fact?

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I mean, I know YOU know damn well jackets shouldn’t have laces. I’m just confused as to why this exists.

Forever 21, WTF?

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Real Vests, All Day, On the Block

Vests.

They’re not just for chronically single, 42-year-old homeroom teachers anymore.

Suedette Fringe Vest: $19.80

I really shouldn’t be too hard on this vest, though. It did take time out of it’s busy schedule doing Wicca and listening to Tori Amos’ full discography to be here with us today.

Forever 21,

That Vest was Disgusting

Blessed Be.

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Same WTF, Different Day

Yesterday I took a break from my regularly scheduled cave dwelling existence and ventured out into the belly of the neon beast that is Forever 21.

It took all of 30 seconds and three steps inside the store before I came face to face with my own personal tribal nightmare.

Which I promptly purchased.

Top: Forever 21 $17.80

Leggings: Forever 21 $10.80

Heels: Nine West

Drink it in, lovelies. This is what REAL WTF looks like.

You may all remember the leggings from a previous post about Tribal Trend Tragedies. The top is a new edition, although well deserving of a tragic title on its own.

Despite being 100% pure “suedette,” the fringe was quite disappointing. It just didn’t flow, didn’t MOVE the way I’d hoped.

So I did that cool model trick when they jump in the air and everything looks fluid and amazing … only I did it SLIGHTLY less gracefully.

Okay, fuck, A LOT less gracefully.

Looks like the Wicked Witch of the Southwest.

Forever 21, WTF?

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