By now I am sure a plump handful of you have seen the very anticipated, very controversial and very good The Dark Knight Rises.
With all its action packed, fanboy pleasing, comic book come to real life content, The Dark Knight Rises may also be the most emotional comic book movie in recent history. Where the final third of Christopher Nolan’s Batman trilogy really shines is in the characters, not in the crash and burn.
And like all good little clothes obsessed gals who watched Anne Hathaway struck, circle and flip around the screen, I was captivated not only by her mental and physical acrobatics, but also by her black and beautiful style.
Today I’ll show you how to dress like Catwoman, minus the Cosplay and without a jewel thief’s budget.
Meow, my chickens. It’s Wonderful Wednesday.
Pleated Cutout Back Dress: $29.80
Pearlescent Studs: $1.50
Pearlescent Necklace: $4.80
Scrunci Headband 4 Pack: $3.69
Just normal headbands. No ears. This is not a costume. Put ears on these headbands at the risk of your own dignity. I will not be held responsible for your shame.
Except on Halloween. Then go for it!
OPI The Color of Minnie: $8.50
As far as fashion is concerned, the ’20s was one of the sexiest decades in American history.
Everything a woman wore had a loose quality to it. As if at any moment, with the next jitterbug or Charleston shake, her clothes could slip right off.
It was a different kind of sensuality. It was about luxury. Glitz, glam and excess. Gin martinis, champagne coupes overflowing with bubbly, liquid gold.
WEALTH, my chickens. Lush, seductive wealth. It was an evil time. It was the calm before the storm and the moment before real desperation.
But just because Gatsby spent his whole life breaking the law and doing business with dangerous bedfellows just to impress one snotty rich girl into loving him, doesn’t mean you have to turn into a one-track-mind, label whore to look roaring twenties chic.
Ditsy Paillette Tunic: $27.80
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Happy Monday, my little chicken cutlets. I’ve got a special treat for you to start the week off right. If you’ve ever wanted to eat with abandon during the holidays but not have to worry about silly little things like looking decent while you do it, this post is for you!
Happy start of the holiday season, y’all.