In further proof that you can’t keep a good giggle down, Forever 21 has managed (for the time being) to allow the Spread Eagle ring to exist on the Canadian side of it’s online catalog.
There it is, in all it’s juvenile, “Hahaha – that’s what porn actresses do for money” glory.
And below is the cleaned up version which mysteriously made the switch days after WTForever 21′s original post.
Either they forgot to change it on the Canadian site or they just think Americans are prudes. Or there is some other explanation I’m not thinking of. In any case, this proves I’m not insane (in this instance) and that the Spread Eagle ring does indeed exist.
Fly high, Spread Eagle. Fly high.