Tag Archives: sleeveless

Scarf Print Contrast Shirt

Finally!

Scarf Print Contrast Shirt: $24.80

The very essence of your grandmother, distilled into a shirt.

This shirt keeps the plastic on its furniture.

This shirt has a room full of antique dolls.

This shirt pinches your cheeks with its paper thin, bony fingers and then gives you stale Werther’s Originals as a reward.

This shirt has one of those tubs with a door that you walk into.

It remembers when you were just THIS tall and it doesn’t understand how to use the internet.

Forever 21, WTF?

1 Comment

Filed under Straight WTF