Finally!
Scarf Print Contrast Shirt: $24.80
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The very essence of your grandmother, distilled into a shirt.
This shirt keeps the plastic on its furniture.
This shirt has a room full of antique dolls.
This shirt pinches your cheeks with its paper thin, bony fingers and then gives you stale Werther’s Originals as a reward.
This shirt has one of those tubs with a door that you walk into.
It remembers when you were just THIS tall and it doesn’t understand how to use the internet.
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Forever 21, WTF?
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