Ugh. These look like Wednesday Adams’ gym clothes.
Varsity-Striped Tulle Overlay Skirt: $34.90
Someone tell Marilyn Manson his “play skirt” is missing.
Forever 21, WTF?
Every so often, a brave reader takes it upon themselves to step into the polyester trenches of Forever 21 and blast their body with tacky shit like a Jersey Shore reject in a tanning booth.
Leopard Panel Maxi Skirt: $19.80
Today, Melissa and Lindsey took the Leopard Panel challenge. The results? Ever so fucking sweet.
“My best friend and I are avid readers of WTForever21.com and honestly we constantly talk about how we’re surprised we didn’t create this website first haha…so as we were browsing through our local Forever21 in Tallahassee today, we came across this little gem and snapped a pic of my friend Melissa (who quickly slipped it on over her pants to avoid the 25-person long line for the fitting room) wearing it. It’s zoo-a-lisciously dreadful. Enjoy.”
Enjoy, indeed, my friends.
Forever 21, GTL (Gym, Tan Leopard Print).
I’m trying something new this Wonderful Wednesday.
It’s called being too lazy to finish writing up The Great Gatsby inspired post I started last night.
Instead, here’s my clothes thrown on the floor in a way I would wear them!
Jacket: Forever 21 $27.80
Top: Macy’s Bar iii
Skirt: Forever 21 $17.80
Bracelet: Forever 21 $7.80
Shoes: Michael Antonio $44.99
Ring: Ariel Gordon Jewelry – (I got this for basically free with a coupon code) $75
of this new Wonderful Wednesday format? It comes from the purest place of not wanting to either do research or even put on real clothes.
Let me know in the comments!
One thing I love about being an adult is the ability to design and decide my own vacations.
You see, I’m turning 28 in August of this year and after much deliberation and doubt and a whole lot of “I’m too old to celebrate my birthday” thoughts, I have decided on not only WHAT I want to do for my birthday but also on where I want to be.
And that where happens to be in the desert. Palm Springs to be exact. The crazy hipster haven of The Ace Hotel in Palm Springs to be even more so.Photos courtesy of Flickr users massdistraction, joeywan and Mathew Foster.
Just picture it. Sun, fun, drinks, cabanas, fire, food and poolside shenanigans. Baking in the delightful haze of cheeseburgers and frozen liquor treats. All this and more I could not resist.
Now there’s only one thing left to do, chickens.
Plan the outfits!
Get ready for the hot, hot heat!
It’s Wonderful Wednesday.
This Wonderful Wednesday is dedicated to pieces with the rosey and red colors that match fiery, Mexican hearts around the globe and all the people who will become enchilé from the fiery Mexican food to be consumed this Cinco de Mayo.
Viva Mexico, Putas.
It’s Wonderful Wednesday.
I’m sure by now you’ve all seen this trend in skirts.
Lace Maxi Skirt: $16.99 (currently on sale)
While I can understand how the whole “I’m covered up but, just kidding, not really, you can almost see my bits if it wasn’t for the mini skirt underneath this large swath of fabric” thing could be appealing to certain people.
Such as people who enjoy watching porn through a semi-transparent piece of cloth. Or people who want the look of patterned tights without committing to full foot coverage. (Hey, if I can imagine it, trust me, these people are out there and you have probably shared an elevator with them.)
What troubles me about this trend is not what you CAN see, it’s what may be lurking beneath that may pop out.
It’s probably just my own imagination, which we already know to be … a little off… but when I see this:
Side Slit Polka Dot Skirt: $17.80
I instantly think the next thing I am going to see is this:
Forever 21, I Can’t Even Really Pretend this has anything to do with you…
Like so very many if you out there in the land of WTF, I have recently become completely, butt crazy obsessed with the series that is The Hunger Games.
The story of a future world where teenagers are pitted against each other in an annual to-the-death, no holds barred arena game is not exactly new territory. Never the less Katniss Everdeen, the heroine of the wildly popular Hunger Games trilogy, and her tough yet vulnerable, trusting yet cynical, beautiful yet brutal character has managed to work her way into my dark, shriveled little heart as well as the hearts of millions around the globe.
In hot anticipation of The Hunger Games’ March 23 opening date ( as well as the multitude of movie goers who will be seeing it dressed as their favorite character) and to honor the positive spirit WTForever 21 tries to embody during this time of the week, I present your guide for what to wear to The Hunger Games.
Effie Trinket (Elizabeth Banks) & Katniss Everdeen (Jennifer Lawrence)
Belted Sundress: $14.80
May the odds be ever in your favor. It’s Wonderful Wednesday. Continue reading
Bold Stripes Shirt: $13.50
Vertical Striped Skirt: $19.80
Oh, but the resemblance is striking.
Now all you need is the right wig, makeup or mask.
I have to admit, it looks less like dancing and more like someone in a line outside a Hollywood club who dropped their birth control pill on the sidewalk and is trying to pinch it off the curb between their press on nails.
Forever 21, Ohh, girl, no.