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Award Winning Shorts
If there was an Olympic sport which awarded clothing stores for selling the ugliest pair of shorts I have ever seen, these puffers would take the gold. Pleated Waist Shorts: $18.01 Faux suede, camel colored with pleats that seem specifically … Continue reading
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We Didn’t Start the Fire
I know it’s hard to see in this product shot, but do you know what these is? Sequins Dolphin Shorts: $19.80 Yes, they’re sequins dolphin shorts, AKA sequins running shorts, AKA the worst idea in the history of ideas about … Continue reading
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Forever 21 Puts Religion & Hypocrisy Up Front
It’s often said we women are full of contradictions. We can be both Madonna and whore, child and woman, protector and wrathful harbinger of war. Some of us are just crazier than a shit house rat, but most of us are … Continue reading
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Forever 21 Sells Faux Native American Items in their Columbus Day Sale
Trust me. When I opened up Forever 21′s online catalog this morning I did not expect to be hit in the face with a big, fatty irony stick. Then again, no one expects the big, fatty irony stick. Now, I’ve … Continue reading
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Wonderful Wednesday: Forever 21′s Unsanctioned Missoni Collab
What? What’s that you’re saying? SLOW DOWN, I can’t understand you over the full body, heaving sobs! Oh. OHHH. You didn’t get what you wanted from the Missoni for Target collection? You got to Target yesterday morning specifically FOR the … Continue reading
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Traveling Clothes: How to Breeze Through Airport Security
Travel. Is there any bigger pain in the ass? At the end of this week I’ll be winging my way to New York city via Virgin America, and although I love the Big Apple and all the wonders held therein, … Continue reading
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Halloween Costumes are Coming Early
WHAT THE FUCK Shorts: $Unknown Now, I like Halloween just as much as the next girl. I even enjoy the vast variety of slutty, adult themed Halloween costume outfits ladies wear in the last night of our cool Octobers. I … Continue reading
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Petro Zillia Brings WTFashions to Forever 21
Last night was a WTFest of epic proportions. The Forever 21 at the Glendale, CA Americana threw a shindig to celebrate the arrival of Petro Zillia’s new line, exclusive to the retailer, and when I say that the clothes were … Continue reading
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WTFaux Leather Shorts
No matter how bad things get, no matter how sparse your closet, tight your budget and low your self esteem … these shorts are not the answer. Price: $15.80 Non-breathable, swamp-butt producing pleather booty shorts. Wear these things during a heat … Continue reading
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WT inFantilism
If I had to name the least sexy and most disturbing fetish on the planet it would probably be the one for adult diapers. But for a small subset of folks, adults who dress and act like babies are the … Continue reading
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