Zippered Harem Pants: $24.80
Not on your crotch sag loving life.
But rest easy, ladies. Not only does this new and improved version of the harem pant still provide the ample vagina carrying swath you know and love, it also has a new feature sure to drive your preferred gender of sex partner wild.
Mutha. Fucking. Side. Zippers. Because there just are not enough items of clothing made for both versatile calf exposure AND the discrete smuggling of a sack of grain betwixt your thighs.
Forever 21, WTF?