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Forever 21′s Most Cringe-Worthy New Items

You know how when you see someone and they do something or wear something or say something SO EMBARRASSING for them YOU get embarrassed?

This collection of garments and accessories is like that feeling personified.

THUGshirt

I can feel the tingle of shame rolling through my delighted body just looking at these.

SWAGsocks

LAME.

SNOBshirt

Right. Because glitter is only worn by the upper crust. And I get that this is trying to be ironic. I also get that it’s fucking failing.

NERDhat

UGH.

GANGSTAhat

Wanksta.

BOSSshirt

Like a Person who Just Discovered Memes Yesterday.

awesomeHAT

#TryingTooHard

Forever 21, WTF?

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WTFourth of Fuck-ly

This is so bad I had to post it immediately.

What exactly about any of this shirt makes sense? I won’t even go into how many violations of the flag code AND my well being are happening here.

And for fashion’s sake, why now?? Perhaps to boost national morale in this, one of our darkest fiscal hours? If that’s what it’s for then they shouldn’t have priced it at $14.80.

They should have priced it at what it’s worth, which is NOT A DAMN.

It’s like a People of Walmart uniform. Pair it with bright red booty shorts, morbid obesity and a rascal scooter and you’ve got a traumatic childhood incident waiting to happen.

For SHAME, Forever 21. That is our FLAG.

And you’ve shamelessly whored it up with lipstick and fake eyelashes and paraded it around like a Toddlers & Tiaras reject on Ritalin.

Rhinestones.

You just HAD to add rhinestones. The addition of rhinestones meant whoever designed this shirt, after taking Old Glory and making her look like she’d been rode hard and put away wet, then slapped Marilyn Monroe’s face on this … thing, looked it over and said to themselves,

“More. It needs MORE … RHINESTONES.”

Well, at least the model looks happy …

OH WAIT, she looks MISERABLE.

Forever 21, WTF?

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