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The Melancholy Tale of the Bold Eagle
Proud Bold Eagle Ring, why do you weep? Bold Eagle Ring: $3.80 … What keeps you up nights, unable to sleep? Is it the Rhinestone Peacock who glitters like a fairy? Rhinestone Peacock Bracelet: $14.80 … Or for the gay … Continue reading
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Give Them the Bird
Disapproving bird ring … DISAPPROVES. Rhinestone Eagle Ring: $4.80
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Spread Eagle Returns!
In further proof that you can’t keep a good giggle down, Forever 21 has managed (for the time being) to allow the Spread Eagle ring to exist on the Canadian side of it’s online catalog. There it is, in all … Continue reading
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Forever 21 No Longer Selling Spread Eagle
In an all-too-predictable turn of events, it seems as if the brass behind Forever 21′s sexy Spread Eagle Ring has had a change of heart. The patriotic finger party we pointed out last month for having a seedy name has … Continue reading
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Forever 21 Selling the Spread Eagle to Teen Girls
I’ve heard of selling sex in fashion but this is just ridiculous. Spread Eagle Ring: $3.80 Seems like someone at Forever 21 is having a little fun with naming the new inventory this week. I know “spread eagle” is technically the … Continue reading
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What Not to Wear on Your Fantasy Date with Ryan Gosling
You’ve seen them. We’ve ALL seen them. And if you saw “Crazy, Stupid, Love” Friday, you definitely saw them. I’m writing, of course, about Ryan Gosling’s abs. I mean, come on. Even HE is confused as to how his body … Continue reading
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Rams Head Ring
Look, how cute. Ram Ring: $3.80 It’s the severed and bronzed head of the smallest ram on the planet. When I look at this all I can see is a stop motion cartoon of a Ken doll waking up in … Continue reading
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WTFinger rave
WARNING: Looking at the following accessory may cause seizures. This ring looks like a reject item from Liberace’s estate sale. How would anything get DONE wearing this thing? It’d be like there was a rave hosted by Elton John at … Continue reading
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