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Wonderful or WTF: Retro Print Tie Back Dress

Every now and again I find myself caught between feelings and fall into an abyss of deep emotional turmoil. Like that moment right after you eat the WHOLE DAMN THING. You know it’s bad, but it also felt SO damn good.

It’s kind of like enjoying the smell of your own fart, not being sure if the milk is spoiled and trying to figure out if tonight is a date or if you’re just going over to his place to “hang out,” all rolled into one.

I lead a very confusing life.

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Retro Print Tie Back Dress: $27.80

This dress is just another in a long line of head scratchers. I enjoy the length and the tie back detail but the print, ladies and gentlemen? The print is That 70′s Couch status. It looks like upholstery. And trust me, it is NOT good for your self esteem to have someone mistake you for an arm chair at a house party.

WHAT DO YOU THINK? IS THIS DRESS WONDERFUL OR WTF?

Let’s discuss it in the comments, shall we?

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The Perfect Interview Outfit

This would be an amazing outfit for a job interview.

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Retro Bell Tunic: $17.80

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Tribal Print Pants: $24.80

If your job interview was for the position of Oompa-Loompa Wrangler at Willy Wonka’s factory or as an extra on the next Austin Powers movie.

Forever 21, Oompa Loompa Duppity Doe.

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Why are your clothes such a fucking freak show?

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