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A Strange Beanie for a Strange Bean

Just exactly what type of head shape has this beanie (now on sale at about 50% off) been constructed for?

Pom-Pom Beanie: $3.99





What! Mr. President, pull yourself together, for Christ’s sake!

Take off that beanie! It’s not remotely historically accurate, it betrays your trademark look and, worst of all, there are ladies present!

I know you love high hats, but please.

Forever 21, Is Nothing Sacred?


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Wonderful Wednesday: Political Edition

Unless you’ve been living under a large rock for the past few months, you’ve probably heard some kind of news on the Republican presidential candidates. (Honestly, even if you did live under a rock you’ve probably heard some news about it – what kind of rock doesn’t have Internet access now a days?)

As the 2012 elections draw near and candidates begin to release their ads, both attack and otherwise, I have a feeling we’ll all be treated to a parade of corporately funded WTF the likes of which our airwaves and internets have scarcely seen.

Exhibit A: Herman Cain’s ad which was just dropped in my inbox by a friend.

I think YouTube commenter JohnVogel561 sums this up best, “… that smile at the end. Have you ever farted, and tried not to get caught, but the smell is so God Awful, that someone calls you out on it, and all you can do is smile, well that is what that last scene looks like.”

Now, I know what you’re thinking – Rachel, politics are boring. Rachel, what does this have to do with fashion? Rachel, Herman Cain looks like a broke ass, busted, creepier version of Samuel L. Jackson.

Yes, nothing and yes. But for the simple fact of this ad making me laugh until my ass literally fell off my body, I am dedicating this Wonderful Wednesday to the Republican candidates.

How am I dedicating it to them? By featuring items I think embody the spirit and persona of each candidate’s recent campaign ads.

Patchwork Denim Maxi: $24.80

┬áThese pretty well sum up Herman Cain’s ad. At first glance, you THINK you know what it’s about. Fine, those are high waisted, booty destroying Mom Jeans. Fine. But then they start smoking a cigarette and you’re all like, “What? Is that a quilt-like swath of material coming out the crotch? Why would they do that with jeans?” And then you see them start smiling super slowly. And then you see that super slow smile turn into a creepy, Bond villain chuckle and it hits you.

Those aren’t jeans at all. It’s ugliest skirt you’ve ever seen. And it’s running for president.

You’re welcome, America. It’s Wonderful Wednesday.

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Wonderful Wednesday: Obama Fashion Forever 21 Style

**SEE FULL POST WITH SLIDE SHOW ON HUFFINGTON POST AT: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/rachel-kane/michelle-obamas-winter-st_b_796698.html#s208105**

Once a week at WTForever 21, we pause the considerable bashing of the store’s unfortunate choices and salute them for their more fashionable pieces.

This week’s wonderful picks are in honor of Michelle Obama and her exceptionally crisp, outstandingly dope dress code.

Forever 21, Wonderful.

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