Leatherette Jacket: $24.80
I got mine in brown, but it comes in dark blue and purple as well. Purple, I know. They just HAVE to give it the chance to be fugly.
The pleather is very soft and not noisy or sweaty. The lining is nice and the zippered pocket detail is very luxe looking. For about $25, you’ve got yourself a jacket that will transition perfect from winter into Spring and beyond.
Forever 21, not bad. Not bad at all.
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Fringed Suedette Jacket: $39.80
You DO know people are done dressing up like sexy little Tiger Lily sluts, correct?
And that no one is trying to rock the Lone Rider, 1950s television western interpretation of what cowboys looked like – am I to understand you ARE fully aware of this fact?
I mean, I know YOU know damn well jackets shouldn’t have laces. I’m just confused as to why this exists.
Forever 21, WTF?
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No matter how many attempts Forever 21 makes at using pleather in an appropriate way, they still manage to miss the mark nearly every damn time.
Leatherette Shortall: $24.80
Feast your eyes. I mean, good gravy. The only place this would be appropriate is an S&M hoe down, and trust me, you don’t want to go to one of those. BYOB takes on a WHOLE other meaning.
HINT: The other meaning is “Bring Your Own Buttplug”
Forever 21, WTF?
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WHAT
THE
FUCK
Shorts: $Unknown
Now, I like Halloween just as much as the next girl. I even enjoy the vast variety of slutty, adult themed Halloween costume outfits ladies wear in the last night of our cool Octobers. I partake in the sexy Halloween costume outfit wearing as well. Last year I marauded up and down the West AND East sides of Los Angeles costumed as the bustiest damned girl scout on planet Earth.
But come on. Forever 21, isn’t it a little early to be stocking tan pleather booty shorts with a lace-up front? It’s barely August!
To be fair, they were just featured as a tease in the photoshoot for this generic flanel shirt, but bitch please. You can’t expect to trot out nonsensical ass coverings such as this and have no one inquire about them. It’s just not done. This, the tribal trends and a whole host of very costume outfit inspired accessories has got me ITCHING for skanky costume ideas. And when it comes to an excuse to get crunk, go pre-court order FourLoko and bare some sweet T&A, you can’t do better than Halloween.
Look for a full-blown costume outfits post in the coming weeks.
Forever 21, Trick or Treat.
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No matter how bad things get, no matter how sparse your closet, tight your budget and low your self esteem …
these shorts
are not the answer.
Price: $15.80
Non-breathable, swamp-butt producing pleather booty shorts.
Wear these things during a heat wave and you’ll get pruning where NO WOMAN should EVER get pruning.
And how are you susposed to wash them? Answer: you don’t.
Have fun with that undercarriage infection.
Forever 21, WTF?
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