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Pimptastic

It might just be me, but does anyone else feel like the new arrivals at Forever 21 are looking like a poorly disguised pimp emporium?

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Wool Feathered Fedora: $17.80

Big, floppy hat with feathers in it? Check.

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Zebra Print Wedges: $30.80

Platform joints that look straight out of a very busted episode of Starsky & Hutch? Check.

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Cropped Faux Fur Jacket: $29.80

The color is Apricot, named after the pimp who will eventually pair it with matching alligator loafers the exact color of a Tangelo, which also happens to be his nephew (and road dog’s) name.

Forever 21, Pimpin’ Ain’t Easy, but at Least you Make the Uniform Affordable.

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