Proud Bold Eagle Ring, why do you weep?
Bold Eagle Ring: $3.80
What keeps you up nights, unable to sleep?
Is it the Rhinestone Peacock who glitters like a fairy?
Rhinestone Peacock Bracelet: $14.80
Or for the gay giraffe lovers, who still cannot marry?
Kissing Giraffe Bracelet: $10.80
Is it the taint biting panther that’s got you so down?
Panther Hinge Bracelet: $10.80
Is a psychotic elephant making you frown?
Safari Elephant Ring: $6.80
I know what it is! You’re going to be glad!
It’s the dead eyed horse! That’s what’s got you so mad!
Rhinestone Horse Ring: $5.80
Or maybe this panda is making you sad.
Rhinestone Panda Necklace: $5.80
A bird should fly high! Why ARE you so low?
With the rhinestone rabbit watching you …
Rhinestone Rabbit Ring: $3.80
the world may never know.