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Tassels and Ta-tas

I think Forever 21 may be experiencing The Little Mermaid effect with these tassel earrings.

Ombre Tassel Earrings: $5.80

You know that scene when she thinks the fork is a comb?

She was confused.

Just like you seem to be confusing those titty danglers for ear adornments.

Fixed that for you.

Forever 21,

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Ombre Fringe Slub Top

When is this going to stop happening?

Ombre Fringe Slub Top: $17.80

When are these sadists going to stop doing this to breasts?

Who, besides people with a strangely specific fetish for aging horse manes draped over lady lumps, is this appealing to?

It’s like a nipple car wash that doesn’t actually wash nipples or cars and just causes confusion.

It looks like she has one of Nicki Minaj’s wigs draped over her tits.

Oh yeah. That looks normal.

Forever 21, WTF?

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