On top of trying to make body chains happen, Forever 21 is now selling $68 designer sweatshirts.
Married to the Mob Raglan Sweatshirt: $68.00
I guess they’re hoping the same people who are in the market for discount crocheted head wraps and $5 faux stone bolo tie necklaces are going to be interested in throwing down nearly six bottles of Barefoot Bubbly worth of money on literally a sweater.
On second thought, this might be genius.
Forever 21, Yes, I Sometimes Measure the Cost of Things in Booze. I Don’t Need Your Judgement.
It might just be me, but does anyone else feel like the new arrivals at Forever 21 are looking like a poorly disguised pimp emporium?
Wool Feathered Fedora: $17.80
Big, floppy hat with feathers in it? Check.
Zebra Print Wedges: $30.80
Platform joints that look straight out of a very busted episode of Starsky & Hutch? Check.
Cropped Faux Fur Jacket: $29.80
The color is Apricot, named after the pimp who will eventually pair it with matching alligator loafers the exact color of a Tangelo, which also happens to be his nephew (and road dog’s) name.
Forever 21, Pimpin’ Ain’t Easy, but at Least you Make the Uniform Affordable.