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Sequin Jacket with Hood

Ugh. It’s like the mutant spawn of one of Michael Jackson’s gloves.

Sequin Jacket with Hood: $32.80

The next leap in looking creepy and insane at your molestation trial has arrived. For once I think the styling choice in this photo is entirely appropriate. What better way to show people you’re a normal adult, worthy of their trust, who isn’t a sex pervert than to strap some awkwardly baggy pleather shorts to your almost non-existent rump for when you waltz into your court date four hours late?

If you like this hoodie, fine, as always, wear it. Be my guest.

Just don’t blame me when the dead and Paula Abdul rise around you and start forcing you to participate in intricately choreographed dance numbers.

Forever 21,

WTF?

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