Jumbo Heart G-String: $3.80
This? This is not it.
They might as well put a big cookie on her crotch or maybe just a straight up picture of a birth canal.
Forever 21, I See What you Did There.
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Jumbo Heart G-String: $3.80
This? This is not it.
They might as well put a big cookie on her crotch or maybe just a straight up picture of a birth canal.
Forever 21, I See What you Did There.
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Turtle Neck Sequin Dress: $29.80
Now, I know this colorless color is mostly reserved for the Spring time and the dress code of rap mogul birthday parties, but wearing white can make a lady look so damn fine and fancified it’s worth jumping the gun.
Plus it’s Wonderful Wednesday. And on Wonderful Wednesday, we does what the fuck we WANTS.
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Mesh Spaghetti Top: $19.80
There is no love lost between me and mesh anything. Most of the time it manages to make the person wearing it look somehow simultaneously sloppy AND like they’re trying too hard, but this top is an exception.
The soft dip of the fabric and the tight, neat circle spaces on the mesh makes it both work and weekend errand appropriate.
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Embellished Knit Cardigan: $29.80
With a new season of Mad Men perched on the horizon, this ivory cardigan with its delicate bead trim is the perfect way to get your Peggy Olson on.
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Beaded Burst Clutch: $22.80
We all know beaded Ice Queen envelope clutches are not for everyday wear (at least I HOPE we all know this) but on a special occasion or night out the all white appliqué is subdued enough to be classic and sparkly enough to be eye catching.
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Sunglasses: $5.80
If these don’t make you feel like Beyonce on Caribbean yacht vacation then I don’t know what will.
Okay, I know what will but where are we going to find a diamond encrusted thong bikini and a Jay Z look-a-like on such short notice? Forget it, lady.
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Forever 21, Wonderful.
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Forever 21′s Crotch Shots Too Sexy for Facebook
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Once a week, for but a brief 24 hour period, we press pause on the mini series of hate that is WTForever 21 and give propers to F21 for their thrifty and wonderful selections.
In honor of Valentine’s Day, this Wednesday we’re bringing the sex.
Peep Toe Heels: $22.80
Hold on to your thongs, this is Wonderful Wednesday. Continue reading
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