Much like the desire to pierce ones genitals or how what I am assuming to be Lindsay Lohan’s reanimated corpse keeps making all these television appearances and court dates on time, there are some things in this life I just don’t get.
Layered Ruffle Shorts: $17.80
We may now add ruffled shorts to the list.
Why anyone would want the area surrounding their goodies to look like a singed Swiffer duster is beyond me. I am sure some of them may have a hard enough time convincing people that thing isn’t harboring cobwebs as it is. We don’t need a pair of shorts that resemble a mop of Shamwow swatches to add to the unpleasant mystery.
Forever 21, WTF?
Some people can’t stand racists, their blood bubbling up to an uneven and dangerous boil at the mere hint of a bigoted slur. Others get their dander up by listening to someone diss their favorite band or book or actor. And some people fly straight into a giant huff over which politician said what lie and what time to what person. Everyone has their limits.
My limit is leopard print, and damned if this morning I did not fully reach that shit.
Textured Leopard Cardigan: $29.80
Besides looking like something Lindsay Lohan might wear to her next court date (and ultimately end up putting into heavy rotation at her final job as a crack-addled, Vegas street walker – seriously, did you guys SEE the photos of her and her mother getting ready for Kim Kardashian’s wedding? The woman could barely STAND. She had to be holding on to something in every photo. I get wanting to be bombed for Kim Kardashian’s wedding, but come on now. Every time I see LiLo I feel like I’m watching someone slowly go through the process of becoming a zombie. Soon she’ll be lunging for the necks of DJs and be photographed dragging a wonky leg, moaning in the street), this cardigan is just one in a wide variety of brazen leopard print items.
I’d really like to know where Forever 21 gets the big ol’ jangly balls to put leopard print on every other item. Pissing me RIGHT off.
This cardigan looks like it’s made from the hairballs of a leopard plushie come to life. The only people sick enough to wear this thing are going to be Furries who are just coming out of the kennel and other maladjusted adults who should and do know better but just don’t give a shit anymore.
Or drag queens. In which case, I am all for it.
Forever 21, WTF?