Any smart, enterprising young man today knows that in order to survive in the concrete jungle you’ve got to think on your feet, protect your rep and maintain a constant air of mysteriously intriguing aloofness all at once.
And above all else, you have GOT to stay crisp.
But how does a sporting chap of meager means compete in the world of corporate sirship?
Two words – One Way of Life: Casual Camo.
Casual Camo Vest: $27.90
Well, hello there.
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Camouflage Tie: $9.90
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Combine the two for maximum stealthy sex mode effect.
My God… it’s like his entire torso is invisible to the naked eye yet at once irresistible to my lady senses.
I also have a strong desire to give him a raise … and go duck hunting.
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Forever 21, Like a Boss.
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