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Trapper Hat Hair Piece

CRAFTSMANSHIP.

Knitted Trapper Hat: $12.80

Never has a marriage of acrylic, faux fur and polyester resulted in a union as extraordinary as this.

FINE DETAIL.

The fur is mashed up against the frontage of the hat with such finesse.

Not at all like it had been packed flat in plastic or combed upwards with a rough cat brush. Not at all like the beleaguered and abused backside of an Acapulco donkey or a swath of unkempt stage wig, mattered beyond repair from the level of abuse only community theater can provide.

EXPERTLY PLACED POM POM ENDS.

These are the things which result in exemplary examples of trapper hats, such as the one you see majestically laid out before you.

HERE.

The pioneers and Davy Crockett himself have WEPT for trapper hats thus.

So pure.

So regal.

EXCELLENCE REALIZED.

Forever 21, You Rugged Sonofabitch.


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