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Acid Wash Denim Jumpsuit

There comes a time in the life of every multi-national clothing retailer when they must face a challenge. A challenge seemingly insurmountable. The challenge being how to make jumpsuits more dumb.

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Button Up Denim Jumper: $37.80

Lovelies, Forever 21 has wrestled that challenge into the dirt, wrapped it in acid wash denim from head to toe and hogtied it with a good, sturdy price tag.

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Pleated fronts. *Shiver*

Side fact* – this piece was modeled after what NASCAR pit crews and house painters in Mentos commercials wear in their downtime.

Forever 21, WTF?

*Not a fact at all.

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STOP – Break it Down!

Business time on the top.

Hammer time on the bottom.

Peaked Lapel Sleeveless Jumpsuit: $34.80

Forever 21, WTF?

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I don’t even know what to say

In the semi-words of walking nightmare skeleton Rachel Zoe,

Oh. My. Gah.

Bamboo Leaves Jumpsuit: $22.90

SHUT IT DOWN, SHUT THE FRONT DOOR AND SHUT MY EFFING EYES TIGHT.

It’s a harem pants jumpsuit. This is what you start wearing when you just don’t give a shit anymore.

It reeks of failure.

Don’t feel like putting on real clothes to run to the grocery store? Jumpsuit.

Don’t have the energy or foresight to keep both a top and a bottom clean enough to wear in the outdoor world? Jumpsuit.

Want to go to class in pajamas without actually wearing pajamas? Jumpsuit.

If you bought this, sort your life out, IMMEDIATELY.

Forever 21, WTF?

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WTF is Wrong with Me?

Maybe it’s the loving glow that Valentine’s Day has cast upon me this year, but I am kind of liking this jumpsuit.

Strapless Knit Jumper: $15.50

It just feels so sexy and 70′s, like something Bianca Jagger or a young Anjelica Huston would lounge around in by the pool.

On the other hand, it’s all fun and games until someone walks in on you in the cabana bathroom taking a piss with your tits out because this thing is too impractical to be in more than one piece.

You decide.

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I Dream of Jumpsuits

Oh, I didn’t notice you there.

Chic Belted Jumpsuit: $22.80

What is your first wish?

Forever 21, Stop Freeing Genies from their Lamps and then Using them in Photoshoots.

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