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Wonderful Wednesday: Holiday Party Outfits

My favorite thing about holiday parties is the sequins. It’s as if for a few days between Thanksgiving and January 1, the rules of the world are turned topsy-twinkly and everything, including wardrobes, seem to project a little extra shimmer.

Let us pay homage to the most wonderful time of the year with a post that’s all about holiday sparkle.

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Sequin Sweetheart Dress: $27.80

Come join the party. It’s Wonderful Wednesday.

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Muppet Muff WTF

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again and again until you get it, Forever 21.

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Cropped Shag Jacket: $29.80

STOP sheering Muppets and using their sweet, soft fur to make your clothes!

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This looks like a year’s worth of Miss Piggy’s pubic hair. I’ll bet it smells like bacon and frog’s legs.

Forever 21, WTF?

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Happy Veteran’s Day

Damnit.

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Gathered Military Jacket: $37.80

And right around Veteran’s Day. The shame.

Let’s hope the General of Gathered Fabric’s uniform doesn’t catch on. So much wrong with this. It’s like the ugliest prom dress in the world and the worst version of military inspired jackets fucked, had a baby and then let it be raised by polyester wolves its whole life.

Forever 21, WTF?

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It’s Over!

Sooo … you do know Halloween is over, right?

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Fringed Suedette Jacket: $39.80

You DO know people are done dressing up like sexy little Tiger Lily sluts, correct?

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And that no one is trying to rock the Lone Rider, 1950s television western interpretation of what cowboys looked like – am I to understand you ARE fully aware of this fact?

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I mean, I know YOU know damn well jackets shouldn’t have laces. I’m just confused as to why this exists.

Forever 21, WTF?

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Real Housewives of the Beverly Center

Let me tell you something about my fur hats.

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They are as thick as weaves and they protect each other to the very end.

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No, I’m not wearing She by Sheree, and you may think I look like a low down monkey wit’ a wig on, but I have ONE question for you.

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Faux Fur Hat in Black: $12.80

Who gonna check me, Boo?

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Zooey Deschanel & the Case of Too Much Cute

Everyone seems to be up in arms over Zooey Deschanel right now. Maybe it’s the overload of her kewpie doll cuteness now on full display in “New Girl” that’s brought it about.

Maybe it’s the baby voiced, chunky banged, big eyed wonder she seems to live inside. But whether you want in to her kitten filled world of cotton candy rainbow clouds and farts that smell like fresh blueberry muffins, or you just want to strangle the shit out of her, odds are you probably have an opinion.

As for me, I’m torn. Part of me is insanely jealous of her seemingly innate ability to be approachably beautiful. And yet another part of me feels like gouging my ear drums open with a blunt breadstick when I hear her bored baby talk voice.

But there is ONE thing I DO love about Zooey (with two o’s for EXTRA “awww”)  - here unabashedly out there affinity for all things adorable. Which brings us to today’s special post topic,

“What Would Zooey Wear?”

Brace yourselves.

Floral Bow Ring: $3.80

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