Intrepid reader Maria from Tuscon, AZ sent this in over the weekend.
“Recently I was in a Forever 21 in my hometown Tucson, AZ and I found the following glorious styling of one of their 80′s mannequins. Enjoy! My favorite part is definitely those corduroy leopard print shorts,” writes Maria.
The shorts are pretty good, but I’d have to say MY favorite part is the part when the plastic person is covering her genitals for no apparent reason. As if anyone is going to try to tap those lacquered lady bits while she’s wearing THAT ensemble.
Forever 21, WTF?
Reader Michelle who lives in Washington, DC snapped this layered mishap at a mall in Virginia.
Once again, the expert store displays at Forever 21 mystify and baffle us all. The styling, the nuance, the strokeable Orange Julius colored faux fur.
Forever 21, WTF?
I know what you’re thinking.
“Rachel! You HATE faux fur! You think it’s overall tacky and it makes you sneeze and it’s itchy and you have no idea how to wash it!”
If that’s what you’re thinking, you are thinking wrong, because after today’s trip to Forever 21 I have discovered I LOVE faux fur. I’ve just been wearing it wrong.
Leopard Top: $22.80
Leopard Leggings: $10.80
Purple Faux Fur Vest: $29.80
Grey Faux Fur Vest: $37.80
There it is, chickies. Soak it in. The only way to wear faux fur properly is to wear IT ALL AT ONCE and WITH LEOPARD PRINT.
Now, again, I know what you’re thinking.
“This bitch has lost her damn mind. She looks like a gender confused woolly mammoth.”
IF that’s what you’re thinking, you’re again thinking wrong. This ish is the height of fashion.
You just don’t get it.
And I feel sorry for you. Hate on me haters. I do not have time to explain fashion to you or why I ‘m dressed like a Russian Bond villain.
Forever 21, Furtastic.