Cotton Candy Collabo
Like so much delightful Amy Winehouse candy hipster hair.
Original photo via Flickr user Daniel Morrison
Original photo via Flickr user Thomas Tivoli
Original photo via Flickr user Jack Brodus
Forever 21, Stop Making me Want to Eat Hipster Hair.
In what I’m entirely convinced is an effort to net cash from the coveted hipster boi consumer segment, Forever 21 has rolled out what is quite possibly the douchiest fucking tee I have ever laid my poor, puffy, red eyes on.
Classic Tee with Scarf: $18.90
It’s a slim cut tee with a skinny scarf ATTACHED to it. They might as well call it the “I’m sure you’ve never heard of this band I love. They’re pretty obscure” tee.
All that’s missing now is a pair of dick strangling jeans and a Spock haircut, along with a sleeve of tattoos that hold absolutely no significance to you what so ever. Basically, this tee is the main ingredient in the Privileged Hipster emergency kit.
I’ll bet that scarf only drinks fair trade coffee, too.
Forever 21, Corporations like you are the REAL Enemy, Man. You Don’t Even Know. Let’s Meet Up at Starbucks and Talk About it While we Smoke Parliament Cigarettes.