JUST BECAUSE YOU DON’T HAVE A FERRAGAMO HANDBAG DOESN’T MEAN YOU CAN BEHAVE LIKE A CHILD.
Celebrity babies are smug. With their Prada diapers and Louis Vuiton binkies. Their first haircuts cost more than your first apartment and their first words are things like “electrolytes” and “gluten-free.” They’re smug and I’m sorry but it’s an undeniable fact of life, like forced nap-time or having to eat your broccoli, and I’m not the only one who is brave enough to type about it TO THEIR FACES.
Suri’s Burn Book is a hilarious and wonderfully hostile account of the missteps of some of the world’s most famous toddlers and their even more famous parents. It’s a Tumblr I’ve been cackling over and coveting for the entirety of 2012.
And guess what, bitches – The book is even BETTER.
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