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Old School WTF

It’s been a good long while since I scoped something in Forever 21′s online catalog that literally made me say, “What the fuck?” out loud. Polka Dot Flowers Top: $13.80 Congratulations, Polka Dot Flowers Top. You broke through that WTF … Continue reading

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Swamp Ass

You know that thing where you’ve been out in the sun all day and it’s really hot and humid and your shirt is all moist and clinging to your torso and you feel like you need to shower but you … Continue reading

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Hot Mesh Mess

Until today, I’ve avoided writing much about the half mesh, half solid trend in pants, maxi skirts and dresses this year. I guess I thought it would fix itself or go away on its own, like parking tickets or unidentified … Continue reading

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To Grandmother’s House we go

Mercy, mercy, mercy. Price: $18.80 These shoes could make an abandoned, ratty roadside sofa blush with embarrassment. Just looking at these floral printed foot failures brings me right back to grandma’s house and all the unfamiliar and unsettling sights and … Continue reading

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Floral Wide Leg Pants

Price: $32.00 These look like the pants that your single, 37-year-old art teacher in third period with the insane home haircut would wear around the house. Not outside. Just for lounging. Forever 21, WTF?

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