Tag Archives: Faux fur
Overpriced WTFurry Coat
What do you get when you cross discount coyote fur parcels with a coat that looks like it was first designed during a time when Michael Jackson was still black? Shagged Trim Leather Coat: $79.90 I don’t even know what … Continue reading
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Pimptastic
It might just be me, but does anyone else feel like the new arrivals at Forever 21 are looking like a poorly disguised pimp emporium? Wool Feathered Fedora: $17.80 Big, floppy hat with feathers in it? Check. … Zebra Print … Continue reading
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5 Ways to Dress like Jenny from the Block
There are few people in this world I dislike more than Jennifer Lopez. The fox fur eyelash wearing, mink stole flossing, mediocre diamond jockey who, despite having a closet full of shoes that cost more than most people’s major medical … Continue reading
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Warm & Cozy
You’ve gotta hand it to Forever 21. $15.80 … $15.80 They really know how to make a quality elephant dick cozy. No elephant dick is going cold with these suckers. And look at that soft, snug grip top. Those elephant … Continue reading
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Faux Fur Fake Uggs
Just when to thought you couldn’t hate Uggs anymore than you already do, Forever 21 drops this unholy mess on us. Furry Slippers: $16.80 Slippers, eh? You know damn well college freshmen are going to be hobbling across the quad … Continue reading
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Faux Fur Neck Warmer
So, this is supposed to be for your neck. Faux Fur Neck Warmer: $14.80 But all I see when I look at it is a cat’s asshole without the asshole. … There. Fixed it. Forever 21, WTF?
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Cover your Crotch: Reader WTF
Intrepid reader Maria from Tuscon, AZ sent this in over the weekend. “Recently I was in a Forever 21 in my hometown Tucson, AZ and I found the following glorious styling of one of their 80′s mannequins. Enjoy! My favorite … Continue reading
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Reader WTF
Reader Michelle who lives in Washington, DC snapped this layered mishap at a mall in Virginia. Once again, the expert store displays at Forever 21 mystify and baffle us all. The styling, the nuance, the strokeable Orange Julius colored faux … Continue reading
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Real Housewives of the Beverly Center
Let me tell you something about my fur hats. They are as thick as weaves and they protect each other to the very end. No, I’m not wearing She by Sheree, and you may think I look like a low … Continue reading
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