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Valentine’s Day Outfits
Valentine’s Day outfit. You are doing it. You are doing it all wrong. Forever 21, WTF? …
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Wonderful Wednesday: All White Everything
Maybe it’s the unseasonably warm weather here in Los Angeles or just the eager beaver in me wanting to get a jump on my bangin’ ass Easter Outfit, but I have a serious hankering to wear me some white. Turtle … Continue reading
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What Not to Wear on New Years Eve
New Years Eve is a beast of a holiday. It combines the unrealistic expectations of Valentine’s Day, the excessive drinking of a 21st birthday and all the outfit fretting of Halloween rolled into one ridiculous evening that by definition can’t … Continue reading
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Abstract Painting Dress
Now just look at this. This right here is a damn shame. Abstract Painting Dress: $15.80 This looks like something Grace Jones would have worn on a Mardi Gras float in 1983. Why anyone would want to look like Chiquita … Continue reading
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Hello Kitty Hits Forever 21: Part 1
When I found out a few weeks ago Hello Kitty was doing a collabo collection for Forever 21, I braced myself for WTF well beyond what we know today. High-Low Hello Kitty Dress: $22.80 They did not disappoint, as is … Continue reading
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Wonderful Wednesday: Holiday Party Outfits
My favorite thing about holiday parties is the sequins. It’s as if for a few days between Thanksgiving and January 1, the rules of the world are turned topsy-twinkly and everything, including wardrobes, seem to project a little extra shimmer. … Continue reading
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Taking out the Trash
I seriously don’t know whether people are supposed to wear this on their bodies … or use it to line their trash bins. Forever 21, WTF?
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Thank You for Being a WTF
Somehow I don’t think the designer’s desired effect was achieved here. Cowl Neck Leopard Dress: $22.80 Unless they MEANT for the model to look like a sexed up Betty White from the neck down. Forever 21, WTF?
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WTForever Alone
As part of Forever 21′s life long ambition to keep any of you from getting laid, they’ve recently released a collection of clothing items your grandmother wouldn’t wear to her own funeral. Lace Collar Polka Dot Dress: $24.80 Yeah, no … Continue reading
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Pretty in Not Quite Pink
We all know the 80′s movie moment. When the here to fore “awkward” and “ugly” girl comes down the stairs or makes her dramatic entrance at the prom or peaks around the kitchen door corner to reveal herself, reincarnated by … Continue reading
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