Lulu*s is one of my favorite retailers for on-trend party dresses. And I’m not just saying that because they’ve so graciously agreed to give one of you this “Heart to Get Dress.” Which they have.
As someone who enjoys the filly things in life, I’m always looking for cute ways to show my girly side in my style choices (a lady cannot live on WTFs alone).
This minty, magical, sparkly moment of a dress from Lulu*s contains all the ingredients to get me feeling like a sexy little teacup without overexposing my chesticles or giving anyone around me a non-refundable and unsolicited ticket to The Booty Show.
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Like a chronic dieter who just blew through a weeks worth of calories at a Vegas buffet or someone who just got talked into getting DDD implants instead of the tasteful, pleasantly full C cups she planned on, I am confused as to whether I like this or not.
Cutout Mid Length Dress with Belt: $24.80
Yes, my dear, fluffy chickens. Confusion once again has me pressed against her heaving bust. It is up to you to tear me from her clutches or give the go ahead for epic motor boating.
So what do YOU think? Is it Dita Von Teese or Dita Von Don’t?
LET’S DITA VIN DISCUSS IT IN THE COMMENTS!
Every now and again I find myself caught between feelings and fall into an abyss of deep emotional turmoil. Like that moment right after you eat the WHOLE DAMN THING. You know it’s bad, but it also felt SO damn good.
It’s kind of like enjoying the smell of your own fart, not being sure if the milk is spoiled and trying to figure out if tonight is a date or if you’re just going over to his place to “hang out,” all rolled into one.
I lead a very confusing life.
Retro Print Tie Back Dress: $27.80
This dress is just another in a long line of head scratchers. I enjoy the length and the tie back detail but the print, ladies and gentlemen? The print is That 70′s Couch status. It looks like upholstery. And trust me, it is NOT good for your self esteem to have someone mistake you for an arm chair at a house party.
WHAT DO YOU THINK? IS THIS DRESS WONDERFUL OR WTF?
Let’s discuss it in the comments, shall we?
One thing I love about being an adult is the ability to design and decide my own vacations.
You see, I’m turning 28 in August of this year and after much deliberation and doubt and a whole lot of “I’m too old to celebrate my birthday” thoughts, I have decided on not only WHAT I want to do for my birthday but also on where I want to be.
And that where happens to be in the desert. Palm Springs to be exact. The crazy hipster haven of The Ace Hotel in Palm Springs to be even more so.
Photos courtesy of Flickr users massdistraction, joeywan and Mathew Foster.
Just picture it. Sun, fun, drinks, cabanas, fire, food and poolside shenanigans. Baking in the delightful haze of cheeseburgers and frozen liquor treats. All this and more I could not resist.
Now there’s only one thing left to do, chickens.
Plan the outfits!
Get ready for the hot, hot heat!
It’s Wonderful Wednesday.
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Admittedly, I’ve been a little MIA this week but here’s a wrap-up of what happened in the world of WTF!
1. You were all charged with deciding whether the below dress was WTF or Wonderful.
Cutout Collar Dress: $24.80
And the final decision based on your comments was basically that you couldn’t decide. Just as many people thought this thing was Wonderful as they did WTF. Maybe further in store investigation is necessary?
2. I haven’t been posting so much this week. I apologize, but here’s why…
For those of you who have never had the sometimes dubious pleasure of living with a small, baby cat, I’ll go ahead and give you some advice.
If you value sleep, quiet moments, not touching poop on accident and having scratch free body parts, kittens are not for you.
She is cute though.
3. Over on the Facebook page we had a reader catch a strange animal print phenomenon in the plus-size section of Forever 21.
Best Facebook comment on this photo goes to Michelle Michsi Ottley:
You were ALL thinking it.
If you haven’t flipped through a magazine or trolled a celebrity style blog lately, then you probably aren’t aware of the cutout trend that’s clomped a trail off the runways and onto the bodies of famous and normal people alike this summer.
Cutout Collar Dress: $24.80
Usually the awkward slits and even more awkward wide triangle shapes cut out of perfectly good dresses focus on the waist area or that ever so sexy area on a woman’s body she is always trying to accentuate – her ribs.
But this little pink dandy has focused its efforts North and created a kind of floating collar effect. I can’t decide if this is really cool or just really dumb.
On one hand it looks almost futuristic. Like casual wear from 2001. Or something Judy Jetson would throw on for a picnic in a park elevated above the smog.
On the other hand, it also looks just fucking silly and impractical. The tan lines alone would be a pain in the ass.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
Is this dress Wonderful or is it yet another garment to filed under WTF? Your comments will decide its fate when I do a recap post on Friday!
In all my time as a connoisseur of WTF
Wild Leopard Print Shirt Dress: $19.80
I don’t think I’ve ever seen such a sad faux leopard skin sheet.
Just look at it…
Probably torn from its warm place a semi permanent fixture in Katt Williams’ bedroom, it seems almost depressed to be dangling from the bony frame of this model.
Mangled by strange zipper placement.
Someone should turn it into a set of small throw pillow covers, toss them in the green room of an Ed Hardy themed night club and end this macabre charade.
Forever 21, You’re so Cruel…
Every so often I run across a piece from Forever 21 that toes the line between WTF and Wonderful.
Geo Print Shirtdress: $19.80
This dress toes one such line.
On the one hand, I could see myself strapping a thin belt around this bitch and rocking it as a tunic over black skinny jeans.
Or even unbottoning it to the tits and throwing on some cute sandals for a lazy Saturday farmer’s market stroll.
On the other hand, the print reminds me of a Fruit Stripe packet on acid. I seriously have the suspicion that if you put on Tommy and light a candle while looking at this dress, you will see your entire life. And The Devil. But then again, we know I’m paranoid.
YOU BE THE JUDGE!
Leave me a comment.
Is this WTF or Wonderful?
This Wonderful Wednesday is dedicated to pieces with the rosey and red colors that match fiery, Mexican hearts around the globe and all the people who will become enchilé from the fiery Mexican food to be consumed this Cinco de Mayo.
Charo y Rick Salvador
Viva Mexico, Putas.
It’s Wonderful Wednesday.
So it looks like top 40 radio station DJ’s are not the only people obsessed with Gotye’s Sting-like single, “Somebody That I Used to Know.”
Bow Back Geo Dress: $11.50
I’m pretty sure this is officially the dress to buy if you were planning on going as the girl from the Somebody That I Used to Know music video.
Once again, Forever 21 is on the forefront of the cutting edge “clothing that is sold with a straight face and expected to be worn as anything other than a Halloween and/or theme party costume” trend.
But know this – If I see someone on the street wearing this Gotye music video dress I am just going to run up to them and shoot, “USED TO KNOWWWW!” at the side of their head.
You have been warned.
Forever 21, You Didn’t Have to CUTTT ME OFFFF.