It might just be me, but does anyone else feel like the new arrivals at Forever 21 are looking like a poorly disguised pimp emporium?
Wool Feathered Fedora: $17.80
Big, floppy hat with feathers in it? Check.
Zebra Print Wedges: $30.80
Platform joints that look straight out of a very busted episode of Starsky & Hutch? Check.
Cropped Faux Fur Jacket: $29.80
The color is Apricot, named after the pimp who will eventually pair it with matching alligator loafers the exact color of a Tangelo, which also happens to be his nephew (and road dog’s) name.
Forever 21, Pimpin’ Ain’t Easy, but at Least you Make the Uniform Affordable.
Ah, the true and comforting signs of Winter. The days get shorter. The mid-morning lines at Starbucks get longer. And suddenly, you go from galavanting in the crisp Fall with your chic scarves and light weight layers, to bundling up like a baby in swaddling clothes or a sausage rolled in puff pastry.
In essence, you need jackets & coats. Jackets & coats to go from the car to the front door. Jackets & coats for heading to work in the morning and going out with the girls at night. If you even have a dream about leaving the house, you need jackets & coats.
So in honor of this Wonderful Wednesday, here are some tasty, toasty offerings from Forever 21, good for any cold weather occasion.
Crest Button Knit Jacket: $29.80
Bundle up, beautiful. It’s Wonderful Wednesday. Continue reading