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Wonderful Wednesday: Sophie’s Choice

As all of you would know if you were part of the awesome, totally exclusive and cool Facebook club for WTForever21, I have been in Seattle on business for the past few days.

As I’m otherwise indisposed, today’s post is brought to you by an adorable 9-year-old fashion prodigy named Sophie, who just happens to be the daughter of my de facto boss on this wonderful excursion.

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Cropped Cut Out Shoulder Top: $17.80

After we finished giggling about the shorts, Sophie threw down her take on this adventurous look:

“I like the top and the color but the pants are weird. I like how it’s not see threw (sic) and it is wavy. I think the neckless (sic) goes really well with the outfit.”

Now, before you start making jokes about how blogging is so easy a 9-year-old could do it, let me pose to you THIS quandary:

Is this so simple a 9-year-old can do it OR are those shorts so secure in their mayorship of Crazy Town, that even a 9-year-old can SEE it?

Talk amongst yourselves.

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The Melancholy Tale of the Bold Eagle

Proud Bold Eagle Ring, why do you weep?

Bold Eagle Ring: $3.80

What keeps you up nights, unable to sleep?

Is it the Rhinestone Peacock who glitters like a fairy?

Rhinestone Peacock Bracelet: $14.80

Or for the gay giraffe lovers, who still cannot marry?

Kissing Giraffe Bracelet: $10.80

Is it the taint biting panther that’s got you so down?

Panther Hinge Bracelet: $10.80

Is a psychotic elephant making you frown?

Safari Elephant Ring: $6.80

I know what it is! You’re going to be glad!

It’s the dead eyed horse! That’s what’s got you so mad!

Rhinestone Horse Ring: $5.80

Or maybe this panda is making you sad.

Rhinestone Panda Necklace: $5.80

A bird should fly high! Why ARE you so low?

With the rhinestone rabbit watching you …

Rhinestone Rabbit Ring: $3.80

the world may never know.

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Beaded Woven Vest for Girls

Just when you thought Forever 21 couldn’t find anything else to put beads on.

Just when you thought dressing your children like street performing monkeys has fallen out of style.

They spring THIS bling on you.

Beaded Woven Vest: $16.90

Aside from looking like something Aladdin would wear to the club, this vest is very fashionable…

if you’re a performer in the circus or are otherwise involved in a nomadic,┬ácarny-folk lifestyle where fashion sense takes a backseat to not getting stabbed in your sleep by a large, bearded lady.

Forever 21, WTF?

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