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Zippered Raptor Daisy Top

Leave it to Forever 21 to make a cheetah, one of the most badass, awesome, stealth, adorable when babies, animals on the planet look totally fucking lame.

Zippered Cheetah Daisy Top: $17.80

Let’s apply the same treatment to another animal and see if we can’t make it look like a desperate, old hippie whore as well.

Devastating.

What was once an iconic villain of my childhood is instantly reduced to the Tammy Faye Baker of prehistoric reptiles.

Newflash, Forever 21 – cheetahs and raptors do not need pink eye shadow to look awesome.

Forever 21, WTF?

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Wild and Out: Animal Pimp

There are some clothes that transform the wearer.

Some for the better and some for the worse…

The following items were seemingly designed to turn any normal woman into a certified Jungle Pimp in 5 seconds flat.

Cropped Cheetah Print Jacket: $19.80

 This cropped cheetah jacket says you have animal magnetism.

It also says that Bonobo better have your money.

Zebra Print Loafers: $22.80

Want to keep your pimp foot strong? You will feel like the queen of the jungle when you slip on these striped loafers and struck yo’ muthafuckin’ way through the track on the tundra.

CHURCH.

Wild Chain Link Headwrap: $6.80

Every smoove player who has made a name for themselves in the sex for coconuts game needs a trademark piece.

Don’t sleep on this wild ass chain and leopard combo. Let ya mane flow.

Forever 21, Jungle Pimpin’ Ain’t Easy But Its Estuary.

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