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Dem Doppleganger Shorts

I’m sure you’ve all heard the expression that there is more than one way to skin a cat.

Well, apparently there is not more than one way to pose for a product shot in high waist shorts and biker boots.

High Rise Denim Shorts : $17.80

Cheetah Print Hot Pants: $10.50

Weird, right?

At first I thought maybe the shorts had been photoshopped onto the model.

Well, really at first I thought, “WTF. Those shorts make it look like her vagina could go up to her belly button.”

But THEN I thought, no, this model is just super talented at hitting the exact same pose. It’s actually pretty impressive.

More impressive than that acid wash wedgie machine she has on.

Forever 21, WTF?

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Forever 21 Offers Outfits for Coachella

You ever look at something, clothing trend or otherwise, and just know it’s going to be one of those things we all make fun of and regret 10 years from now?

Pretty sure these looks Forever 21 has put together to coincide with the California art and musical fest Coachella are 110% that.

It’s not that Forever 21′s stylists aren’t spot on about what kind of hipster madness gets thrown together for Coachella every year. The uber short-shorts, the flowy tops, the fringe, the neon, the pre-frayed everything. That’s all painfully accurate.

It’s just when I look at these I always imagine the same people wearing them today looking back on this decade and getting stuck in an infinite face palm loop.

So what do YOU think?

Will we regret these fashion decisions in our 40′s or will the “homeless looking yet perfectly manicured” style be remembered fondly?

Forever 21, This Really Isn’t About You.

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Wonderful Wednesday: How to Dress for The Hunger Games

Like so very many if you out there in the land of WTF, I have recently become completely, butt crazy obsessed with the series that is The Hunger Games.

The story of a future world where teenagers are pitted against each other in an annual to-the-death, no holds barred arena game is not exactly new territory.  Never the less Katniss Everdeen, the heroine of the wildly popular Hunger Games trilogy, and her tough yet vulnerable, trusting yet cynical, beautiful yet brutal character has managed to work her way into my dark, shriveled little heart as well as the hearts of millions around the globe.

In hot anticipation of The Hunger Games’ March 23 opening date ( as well as the multitude of movie goers who will be seeing it dressed as their favorite character) and to honor the positive spirit WTForever 21 tries to embody during this time of the week, I present your guide for what to wear to The Hunger Games.

Effie Trinket (Elizabeth Banks) & Katniss Everdeen (Jennifer Lawrence)

Belted Sundress: $14.80

May the odds be ever in your favor. It’s Wonderful Wednesday. Continue reading

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Faux Fur Fake Uggs

Just when to thought you couldn’t hate Uggs anymore than you already do, Forever 21 drops this unholy mess on us.

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Furry Slippers: $16.80

Slippers, eh? You know damn well college freshmen are going to be hobbling across the quad toward their dining commons on Friday afternoon in these. Why you trynna front like you don’t know how these will be used, Forever 21?

This is just like those “neck massagers” they sell in Brookstone. They say they’re to relieve tension in neck and back muscles but you know the release that’s really happening is ALL below the waist.

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Looks like someone just chopped off a Sasquatch big foot, hollowed it out and called it a day.

Forever 21, Why are you Slaughtering Mythical Woodland Creatures so Girls with Undeclared Majors can Wear the Husks of these Majestic Creatures feet at Inappropriate Times?

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