Maybe I’m just paranoid…
Contrast Trim Racerback Sports Bra: $14.80
But I don’t think Forever 21 made this sports bra for doing actual sports in.
Yeah, come on, man. The only sport you can engage in with this thing on is championship titty fucking, and then it would just get in the way.
Forever 21, WTF?
I don’t know if you guys know this, and I don’t mean to brag, but I am hella stacked.
If someone were going to write my biography tomorrow, the title could easily be, “Big Titties: The Gift and the Curse.”
The gift, because yes, sometimes having an ample bust can be a blessing. Like if you need to get out of a traffic ticket. Or if your main goal in life is to have someone at some point make it rain on you or spray Andre all over your ass.
If you have big tatties, these are the avenues of glory which for you are wide open.
But bountiful breastisses can also be a burden, especially when it comes to dressing them.
Well, my chesty sisters, prepare to be set free.
This is Wonderful Wednesday.
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