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WHAT?

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Photo courtesy of PlanetMut.com.

You haven’t liked WTForever21.com on Facebook yet? You are SERIOUSLY missing out.

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Seriously.

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Overpriced WTFurry Coat

What do you get when you cross discount coyote fur parcels with a coat that looks like it was first designed during a time when Michael Jackson was still black?

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Shagged Trim Leather Coat: $79.90

I don’t even know what you get, but apparently it’s priced at $79.90.

Even the model is like, WTF?

Forever 21 – $80? To look like Wile E. Coyote in drag? Bitch, you cray cray.

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The Jeans Formerly Known as WTF

There’s only one explanation for these inexplicable jeans.

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Lace Inset Bell Bottom Jeans: $29.80

Forever 21 has allowed a roadie for Prince to design some of their clothes.

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Forever 21, Why are you Allowing Unqualified Prince Fans to Make Clothing?

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We Didn’t Start the Fire

I know it’s hard to see in this product shot, but do you know what these is?

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Sequins Dolphin Shorts: $19.80

Yes, they’re sequins dolphin shorts, AKA sequins running shorts, AKA the worst idea in the history of ideas about what to put between your thighs since Charlie Sheen.

Those are a fire waiting to happen and a chafing the wearer will not soon forget.

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Sequin Jogging Shorts: $17.80

These actually have the audacity to include the word, “jogging” in the name of the product. Because putting one foot in front of the other in an effort to increase physical fitness lends itself so well to glamour.

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Sequins Leopard Shorts: $17.80

According to the product description, these too were designed to break a sweat in. Although I suspect the only women wearing these are less concerned with working out than they are with simply being seen.

All these shorts are the clothing equivalent of those women who come into the gym with full make up on, hair down and freshly blow dried, who proceed to stretch, get water and make sexualized grunting noises on a few weight machines.

In a word: useless. I could go on, but i have to stop. The simple effing fact there is more than one example of bedazzled exercise gear for sale at Forever 21 right now is too much to handle.

Forever 21, WTF?

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STOP – Break it Down!

Business time on the top.

Hammer time on the bottom.

Peaked Lapel Sleeveless Jumpsuit: $34.80

Forever 21, WTF?

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Wonderful Wednesday: Holiday Party Outfits

My favorite thing about holiday parties is the sequins. It’s as if for a few days between Thanksgiving and January 1, the rules of the world are turned topsy-twinkly and everything, including wardrobes, seem to project a little extra shimmer.

Let us pay homage to the most wonderful time of the year with a post that’s all about holiday sparkle.

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Sequin Sweetheart Dress: $27.80

Come join the party. It’s Wonderful Wednesday.

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Happy Veteran’s Day

Damnit.

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Gathered Military Jacket: $37.80

And right around Veteran’s Day. The shame.

Let’s hope the General of Gathered Fabric’s uniform doesn’t catch on. So much wrong with this. It’s like the ugliest prom dress in the world and the worst version of military inspired jackets fucked, had a baby and then let it be raised by polyester wolves its whole life.

Forever 21, WTF?

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Taking out the Trash

I seriously don’t know whether people are supposed to wear this on their bodies …

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or use it to line their trash bins.

Forever 21, WTF?

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WTFetish Overalls

No matter how many attempts Forever 21 makes at using pleather in an appropriate way, they still manage to miss the mark nearly every damn time.

Leatherette Shortall: $24.80

Feast your eyes. I mean, good gravy. The only place this would be appropriate is an S&M hoe down, and trust me, you don’t want to go to one of those. BYOB takes on a WHOLE other meaning.

HINT: The other meaning is “Bring Your Own Buttplug”

Forever 21, WTF?

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Le Costume Post: Part 2

Look! Up in the club! It’s a bird, it’s a plane – no it’s …

CLUB GIRL!

Fitted Leatherette Dress: $24.80

Yes, Club Girl. Faster than a speeding skank on Sunset Blvd., more powerful than an authentic can of Fourloko and able to leap tall doormen in a single bound!

Club Girl’s abilities include Super Head, incredible Hater-Vision which allows her to spot “all the bitches that be hatin’ up in here,” and is imbued with impenetrable silicone breast bags able boost both her earning potentional as a mild mannered go-go dancer and also boost her sense of self worth. Her powerful Bumpit of Truth (not pictured here) gives her the ability to “tell it like it is.” This power could be used to solve any number of world issues, but is most often used to say things like, “That bitch needs to stop eating, for reals. She should NOT be wearing that. WHAT!? I tell it like it is.”

Club Girl’s only weakness is Last Call and the Harsh Realities of the Next Morning, which sap her of her powers and can reduce her to a clingy whiner who wants to “get some breakfast” or “hang out later today, or something.” The antidote for this is aspirin, greasy foods and the Morning After Pill.

(Cape, thigh high boots, Bumpit of Truth and bag full of nondescript pills and multi-colored condoms not included in this costume.)

Forever 21, WTF?

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