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Friday Recap

Admittedly, I’ve been a little MIA this week but here’s a wrap-up of what happened in the world of WTF!

1. You were all charged with deciding whether the below dress was WTF or Wonderful.

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Cutout Collar Dress: $24.80

And the final decision based on your comments was basically that you couldn’t decide. Just as many people thought this thing was Wonderful as they did WTF. Maybe further in store investigation is necessary?

2. I haven’t been posting so much this week. I apologize, but here’s why…

For those of you who have never had the sometimes dubious pleasure of living with a small, baby cat, I’ll go ahead and give you some advice.

If you value sleep, quiet moments, not touching poop on accident and having scratch free body parts, kittens are not for you.

She is cute though.

3. Over on the Facebook page we had a reader catch a strange animal print phenomenon in the plus-size section of Forever 21.

Best Facebook comment on this photo goes to Michelle Michsi Ottley:

You were ALL thinking it.

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Wild and Out: Animal Pimp

There are some clothes that transform the wearer.

Some for the better and some for the worse…

The following items were seemingly designed to turn any normal woman into a certified Jungle Pimp in 5 seconds flat.

Cropped Cheetah Print Jacket: $19.80

 This cropped cheetah jacket says you have animal magnetism.

It also says that Bonobo better have your money.

Zebra Print Loafers: $22.80

Want to keep your pimp foot strong? You will feel like the queen of the jungle when you slip on these striped loafers and struck yo’ muthafuckin’ way through the track on the tundra.

CHURCH.

Wild Chain Link Headwrap: $6.80

Every smoove player who has made a name for themselves in the sex for coconuts game needs a trademark piece.

Don’t sleep on this wild ass chain and leopard combo. Let ya mane flow.

Forever 21, Jungle Pimpin’ Ain’t Easy But Its Estuary.

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Reader WTF: Forever 21 Mannequins Pull Double Duty

Reader Anjanie caught her local Forever 21 mannequins dropping it like it was ever so hot this week.

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I have to admit, it looks less like dancing and more like someone in a line outside a Hollywood club who dropped their birth control pill on the sidewalk and is trying to pinch it off the curb between their press on nails.

Delightfully seedy.

Forever 21, Ohh, girl, no.

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Pimptastic

It might just be me, but does anyone else feel like the new arrivals at Forever 21 are looking like a poorly disguised pimp emporium?

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Wool Feathered Fedora: $17.80

Big, floppy hat with feathers in it? Check.

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Zebra Print Wedges: $30.80

Platform joints that look straight out of a very busted episode of Starsky & Hutch? Check.

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Cropped Faux Fur Jacket: $29.80

The color is Apricot, named after the pimp who will eventually pair it with matching alligator loafers the exact color of a Tangelo, which also happens to be his nephew (and road dog’s) name.

Forever 21, Pimpin’ Ain’t Easy, but at Least you Make the Uniform Affordable.

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Faux Friggin’ Real?

Not since this year’s earlier rash of tribal print inspired harem pants has a group of clothing been so clearly destined to join the depressing ranks of the discount rack.

Of all the WTF moments I have had shopping at Forever21 over the years, this HAS to be the biggest. Are there really any fashionable young women who are checking to wear a leopard print, below the waist length vest with a cap that looks like an overgrown acorn?

Forever21, stop trying to make fur happen. It’s not going to happen!

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