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Lacquered Pharaoh Necklace: WalkTF Like an Egyptian

Oh, great.

Lacquered Pharaoh Necklace: $8.80

Apparently someone didn’t learn their lesson about Navajo and native “styles” and now we are going to have to endure Egyptian accessories and gladiator sandals and dress that look like sarcophagus.

And also medallions with creepy thousand yard stares.

Look at him. That necklace has SEEN some shit.

Forever 21, WTF?


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Beaders: Beaded Alive

An estimated all of Forever 21 stores in the US are compulsive beaders.

Beaders collect and collect… beads, feathers and other junk.


Embroidered Necklace: $7.80

And then they add them onto necklaces.


Beaded Fringe Collar Necklace: $19.80

Forever 21 has had a close relationship with beads their entire life.

In the last few weeks, it’s gotten out of control.


Tri-tone Fringe Necklace: $7.80

And now this sickness has spread.


Beaded Fringe Suede Bag: $18.80


Ancient Princess Earrings: $6.80

If these earrings aren’t an example of chronic bead abuse, I don’t know what is. Every time I walk into their accessories area I feel like I’m going to uncover a cat skeleton under all that plastic and fringe.

Forever 21, Please get the help you need.

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Pearls, Perches and Pissed Off Owls

Hooty-hoo, bitches.

Owl Pendant Necklace: $6.80

Anyone with super big, furious looking eyes surrounded by feathers that glow in the dark of night can see Forever 21 has a thing for owls.

Owls with rhinestones for eyes.

Bright Owl Ring: $3.80

Owls which stare eerily at your friends, perched from the safety of your earlobes.

Owl Earring Trio: $3.80

Owls who watched knowingly from your ring finger, judging your every key stroke.

Textured Owl Ring: $2.80

Owls with little pearl white clock faces for bellies.

Owl Watch Necklace: $2.80

Owls with big pearl white bellies.

Enameled Owl Necklace: $2.80

Big owls, little owls, owls that are on socks!

Owl Heart Ankle Socks: $0.95

OWLS. OWLS. OWLS. Forever 21 has got owls on the brain and it’s really starting to stick in my ass.

I thought this owl trend would be dead by now. Girls were wearing large owl necklaces when I was in high school in 1998. WHY won’t this DIE?

What are your thoughts? Do you enjoy owl accessories or wish Forever 21 would give up the feathery ghost and let the owl trend pass peacefully into the dark?


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