Tag Archives: accessories
Is it Fresh?
Call me crazy, but does anyone else think it is not such a hot idea to wear jewelry that looks like a horse smelling it’s own ass? Wild Horse Ring: $3.80 I mean, he’s not even being subtle about it. … Continue reading
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Feathered Bib Bonanza
By the pubic feathers of Daffy Duck, what fresh fowl hell is this? Layered Feather Necklace: $12.80 Meanwhile, at the Forever 21 factories, their team of crack designers is hard at work. This necklace is the tangible, allergy inducing equivalent … Continue reading
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Wonderful Wednesday: All White Everything
Maybe it’s the unseasonably warm weather here in Los Angeles or just the eager beaver in me wanting to get a jump on my bangin’ ass Easter Outfit, but I have a serious hankering to wear me some white. Turtle … Continue reading
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What Not to Wear on New Years Eve
New Years Eve is a beast of a holiday. It combines the unrealistic expectations of Valentine’s Day, the excessive drinking of a 21st birthday and all the outfit fretting of Halloween rolled into one ridiculous evening that by definition can’t … Continue reading
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5 Ways to Dress like Jenny from the Block
There are few people in this world I dislike more than Jennifer Lopez. The fox fur eyelash wearing, mink stole flossing, mediocre diamond jockey who, despite having a closet full of shoes that cost more than most people’s major medical … Continue reading
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10 Must Haves for Thanksgiving Feasting
Last week I wrote a piece for The Frisky on how to stay sexy even while you stuff your face on Thanksgiving that highlighted some tried and true tricks of wardrobe and beauty. Since Thanksgiving and its glorious second, third … Continue reading
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Wonderful Wednesday: Holiday Party Outfits
My favorite thing about holiday parties is the sequins. It’s as if for a few days between Thanksgiving and January 1, the rules of the world are turned topsy-twinkly and everything, including wardrobes, seem to project a little extra shimmer. … Continue reading
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Mystery Product WTF
Okay, literally… Ribbed Trim Faux Fur: $9.80 I have no clue what these are. Honestly - WTF are these? Faux fur accents? Accents? What? Do they go on your feet? Hooves? Hands? Head? I DON’T FUCKING KNOW. Forever 21, How … Continue reading
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The Melancholy Tale of the Bold Eagle
Proud Bold Eagle Ring, why do you weep? Bold Eagle Ring: $3.80 … What keeps you up nights, unable to sleep? Is it the Rhinestone Peacock who glitters like a fairy? Rhinestone Peacock Bracelet: $14.80 … Or for the gay … Continue reading
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Simply Irresistable
What are these? Coked out Robert Palmer girls? Nope. Just the accessories banner for Forever 21 online. Seriously, the girl on the right is one good snort away from pitching you her idea for a reality show starring her and … Continue reading
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