Skantily Clad

This will be a controversial post.

Price: $27.80

There are some among you who, despite everything our eyes, hearts and common damn sense tell us, like the look of harem pants.

If you are one of those poor, unfortunate souls do yourself a favor and check out the bottom half of this screenshot the next time you’re about to strap on a pair of mass-produced Skants, as Regretsy calls them.

Do you really want someone to be reminded of Danny Devito’s turn as the Penguin when they see you wearing these?

As much as I love Danny Devito, I don’t ever want to be compared to him in hushed whispers at a cocktail party. And there is no way you’re going to get with handsome Michael Keaton Batman from 1992 wearing those things.

Those crotch sagging

Price: $17.80

Ass flattening

Price: $28.00

Hip widening

Price: $22.80

Bunchy, floppy, tapered, unforgiving harem pants are just a sweater or shirt turn upside down with the neck hole sewed shut.

Courtesy of Regretsy

Forever 21,

WTF?

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  1. Wednesday

    I’m incredibly saddened that my fashion icon, Gwen Stefani, wears these often. They’re just awful. I’m looking at the same pants! Clearly fuuuuuugly! How can she find them acceptable?

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