So apparently, Forever 21 has come out with a line made especially for Real Housewives of Persia and/or middle-aged mistresses of foreign diplomats.
Forever 21, my dimpled ass. Find me a 21-year-old who wears prints like this and I’ll find you a misguided fashion blogger with an affiliate deal.
Someone BETTER be getting compensated to wear this ish. Loud, schizophrenic, Polyester like WOAH. They’d have to give me hazard pay to walk around in something this flammable.
And before you say I’m off and crazy and I just don’t know about The Fashions, take a look at THIS, you leopard print with floral brocade, jewel linked shirt wearing muthafucka!
That’s right. It’s a Real Housewives Bravo Licensed costume. $59.99.
WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW??
Forever 21, WTF?