So apparently, Forever 21 has come out with a line made especially for Real Housewives of Persia and/or middle-aged mistresses of foreign diplomats.
Forever 21, my dimpled ass. Find me a 21-year-old who wears prints like this and I’ll find you a misguided fashion blogger with an affiliate deal.
Someone BETTER be getting compensated to wear this ish. Loud, schizophrenic, Polyester like WOAH. They’d have to give me hazard pay to walk around in something this flammable.
And before you say I’m off and crazy and I just don’t know about The Fashions, take a look at THIS, you leopard print with floral brocade, jewel linked shirt wearing muthafucka!
That’s right. It’s a Real Housewives Bravo Licensed costume. $59.99.
WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW??
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Forever 21, WTF?
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Okay, I actually like the prints on the first one (and not 21, but close), but on pants? Hell no. Maybe on a scarf or a blouse (maybe, that’s stretching it).
See, I think a scarf would be OK too, Joy. But not a jacket or pants or shirt. Just NO. It looks so tacky.
I like the print on the right pair of pants in the first picture too! The print itself could be pretty… but the problem is that F21′s cheapass fabric and ill fit means that it’ll go from pretty to tacky realllll quick.
What is that garment in the third picture? It looks to be a polyester persian housewives track jacket? Oh dear jesus.
Meg – that’s just what it IS. There’s a whole wall of this crap in the Glendale, Ca store. Unsettling…
Forever 21, my dimpled ass. Find me a 21-year-old who wears prints like this and I’ll find you a misguided fashion blogger with an affiliate deal.
OMFG you are HALARIOUS and I love you for this. Truly make me lol today. Thank you and gosh, we need more humor in our lives! Totally bookmarking you to read more funny ish.