Multitasking Heels

There are very few instances of appropriate wear for these heels.


Perforated Leatherette Heels: $24.80

1. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle themed drag show.

2. Swamp Thing high school reunion.

3. Sexy Oscar the Grouch costume.

4. Grunge Era Tinkerbell outfit.

5. Adding some height to the formation of powdery fungus living in your fridges most ancient and shameful Tupperware container.

Beyond these excuses the madness of slightly varied, puke colored patches stitched together to make heels is unacceptable. If you have any further ideas on how these may be worn, please …


Forever 21, WTF?


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3 Responses to Multitasking Heels

  1. Holly

    Am I the only one getting a very Lovecraftian vibe from these? It’s not just the murky color conjuring up images of Elder Things. It’s not just the very odd, patchy, alien geometry, or the idea that if you contemplated them for a moment too long you might start to go a bit mad. It’s all these things and just so much more.

  2. while I normally agree with your posts spot on and have a laughter seizure every time I see a new post, I’m gonna have to disagree on this one. Touche on the swamp thing similarity, but I sorta like the steampunkiness of em. I’d probably even wear them and display their funkiness proudly. (but never for $25… I’m not that sold…)

  3. Pai

    I own a pair, yes, but they were a gag gift from my friend. I haven’t ever actullay tried to wear them out, I can’t walk in them well enough to. Mine are red and silver, with a 6.5 inch heel. It’s crazy.

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