Lacquered Pharaoh Necklace: WalkTF Like an Egyptian

Oh, great.

Lacquered Pharaoh Necklace: $8.80

Apparently someone didn’t learn their lesson about Navajo and native “styles” and now we are going to have to endure Egyptian accessories and gladiator sandals and dress that look like sarcophagus.

And also medallions with creepy thousand yard stares.

Look at him. That necklace has SEEN some shit.

Forever 21, WTF?

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5 Responses to Lacquered Pharaoh Necklace: WalkTF Like an Egyptian

  1. Mut

    “WalkTF” is genius, my dear. Genius.

  2. Mut

    Also… the colours are all wrong. It looks like a Rasta mummy.

  3. Man I am so into Egypt it stopped being funny twelve books about the gods ago. I have a problem

    If F21 wants to take a sequined crap all over ancient Egypt, I actually don’t think I would object, as long as they make that sarcophagus dress you mentioned. I would buy the SHIT out of that. And a bandage dress that makes you look like a mummy? I SMELL A SEXY HALLOWEEN COSTUME

    RARELY IS ANYTHING SEXIER THAN DECOMPOSITION

    WHICH IS WHY DO MANY PEOPLE ARE INTO ZOMBIES THESE DAYS

    I’d probably get mad later when none of it was actually good though.

  4. Pepper

    The curse of King Tut haunts us with this ugliness.

  5. evr

    it really is baffling. WHO IS BUYING THIS NECKLACE?!?!?! F21 staff probably have meetings where they just toss in “wild cards” as jokes, just to test out and see if someone will buy them

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